Exploding Kittens Poetry for Neanderthals Word Card Game- New/ Sealed

Unleash your inner caveman with Poetry for Neanderthals, the competitive word-guessing game from the creators of Exploding Kittens. This isn't your average party game—it’s a test of primitive intellect where you must explain complex words using only single syllables. If you use a big word, you get hit with a 2-foot inflatable "Spank Stick."

Perfect for game nights, family gatherings, or anyone who enjoys high-speed, ridiculous challenges, this game is as much fun to watch as it is to play.

How It Works

• The Goal: Get your team to guess a secret phrase (like "Space Station") by only using one-syllable words (like "Big house in sky").

• The Penalty: If you accidentally use a word with two or more syllables, the opposing team gets to bop you with the inflatable Spank Stick and you lose points.

• The Vibe: Fast-paced, chaotic, and guaranteed to result in everyone talking like a Neanderthal for the rest of the night.

Why This Game is a Hit

• Easy to Learn: You can start playing in under two minutes. The rules are simple, making it accessible for kids, teens, and adults alike.

• Inflatable Fun: Includes a 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick that adds a tactile, hilarious element to the competition.

• High Replayability: With hundreds of cards included, no two rounds are ever the same.

• Award-Winning Design: Developed by the team behind Exploding Kittens, ensuring high-quality components and a great sense of humor.

Item Details

• Brand: Exploding Kittens

• Players: 2–12+ Players

• Play Time: 15–20 Minutes

• Recommended Age: 7+

• Format: Retail Box / Factory Sealed

Item Condition

This game is in Brand New / Factory Sealed Condition.

• Packaging: The original shrink-wrap is fully intact with no tears or punctures.

• Box Integrity: The box is crisp with sharp corners and no shelf wear or crushing.

• Contents: Includes all original components: 200 Word Cards, 1 Inflatable Spank Stick, 1 Sand Timer, and 2 Point Slates.

• Storage: Maintained in a smoke-free, climate-controlled environment to prevent any box warping or fading.

Specifications

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